Sleep Debt.

That’s how much pineapple vodka. 

I didn’t instagram this. Sam did. I don’t have instagram.

For the record, how it feels is a bit tired, a bit vomitty,  and like I drank a lot of pineapple vodka. 

So this is what an asexual relationship feels like.

parcelhare:

Orchid Mantis (Hymenopus coronatus) - Malaysia

From Wikipedia:

This species is characterized by brilliant and beautiful coloring and unusual structure; their four walking legs resemble flower petals, and the coloration of the bodies tends to match the environment in which they were raised. H. coronatus shows some of the most pronounced sexual dimorphism of any species of mantis; the males are generally less than half the size of the females. Young nymphs resemble ants with orange and black bodies. As the mantis grows in its environment, its color comes to more closely match the coloration of its surroundings with each passing molt. It has been theorized that humidity and intensity of light play a large role in the final coloration of the adult.

(Various photos from Google Images)

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She throws a good party. I couldn’t tell it was 7 degrees. I want a kebab.

I didn’t really need these.

battle-studies:

letsdolaunch:

GZA of Wu-Tang Clan to release a science inspired album: “Dark Matter”
“There’s no parental advisory, no profanity, no nudity,” he said. “The only thing that’s going to be stripped bare is the planets.”

Life has meaning again.

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"Where’s my daddy?
Is that my daddy?
He goes, ‘Bugrit! Millenium hand and shrimp!’
He is Foul Ole Ron!
That’s not my daddy!"

Where’s My Cow?: The Vimes’ Special City Edition, Terry Pratchett (via purplewordsonagreybackground)

SUBMIT TO MY LOVE, GILMOUR. SUBMIT.

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An accurate pictorial summary of my life so far.

Watching a show about goldmining, drinking frappes with a train driver called Wayne, who has the Led Zeppelin symbols tattooed on his throat. He had to lift up his beard to show me.

everets:

I don’t think you know who you’re dealing with

my name is Ian and it’s great to meet you

Home in 13 hours. It’s going to be a long day. The man in this kebab shop is making me a bacon sandwich. Powow with Carlos and Paul tomorrow, and then bonfire type event at Caitlin’s. I want to sleep for a billion years.

thin4revenge:

Dino Buzzati

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