what a fucking loser
here’s a little song i like to call “i cherish our friendship so i won’t tell u i would totally have sex with you if you asked”
whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small. you know the ones i mean.
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Every time I hear get high see mice I wonder if that girl’s gotten her car registered yet
very small dog? puppy
very big dog? puppy
very young dog? puppy
very old dog? puppy
last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.
me: *wakes up in the middle of the night and throws on a silk robe with nothing underneath and stands on the balcony of my mansion in malibu and stares at the moon lit ocean while listening to ultraviolence*
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